We, the undersigned members of the Society for Questionable Architectural Decisions, hereby submit this petition requesting that Julian be symbolically, metaphorically, and theatrically glued to a wall.
We propose the Ceremonial Wall Gluing Event, involving:
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Non-adhesive, biodegradable, 0% actual glue.
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A Velcro vest, two assistants, and a soft wall.
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Julian’s full, enthusiastic, verbally confirmed consent.
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A crowd chanting “STICK! STICK! STICK!”
GLUE THE NAZI
